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Out With The Old, In With The New I have a rule about clothes and that’s that they’re a lot like kids. You can have as many as you want and claim you love them all the same, but there comes a point when you start favoring some and neglecting others and the neglected ones will always end up convincing you those red skinny jeans from Urban were a huge mistake, which is why with each new piece of clothing I get I force myself to take an old one out and donate it. After all, hoarding and greed is only cute when it’s on A&E huffing keyboard cleaner from the can, right? Christmas being Christmas and all, for my closet December always proves to be The Mass Exodus; its own little Trail of Tears, but less sad because instead of innocent women and children there’re just a bunch of sassy cardigans and American Apparel hoodies. On another note, Finn can never not leave a pile of clothes un-jumped upon.

Out With The Old, In With The New

I have a rule about clothes and that’s that they’re a lot like kids. You can have as many as you want and claim you love them all the same, but there comes a point when you start favoring some and neglecting others and the neglected ones will always end up convincing you those red skinny jeans from Urban were a huge mistake, which is why with each new piece of clothing I get I force myself to take an old one out and donate it. After all, hoarding and greed is only cute when it’s on A&E huffing keyboard cleaner from the can, right?

Christmas being Christmas and all, for my closet December always proves to be The Mass Exodus; its own little Trail of Tears, but less sad because instead of innocent women and children there’re just a bunch of sassy cardigans and American Apparel hoodies.

On another note, Finn can never not leave a pile of clothes un-jumped upon.

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